Pablo Torre Finds Out Some Devastating Personal News
New York City, New York
It was a depressing scene in the Manhattan studios of Pablo Torre Finds Out this morning as the host and titular protagonist of the gonzo journalism styled podcast received what witnesses described as a series of concerning phone calls. Producers later found Torre leaning against the sound deadening in the corner of the studio, attempting to retreat into his signature blue cardigan.
Neither Torre nor his representatives could be reached for comment. Wild speculation on the part of Daily Dose reporters may associate personal consequences for any one of his recent episodes reporting on controversial issues, which have resulted in an investigation into the ownership of the Los Angeles Clippers and threats of a lawsuit from the concerningly young girlfriend of UNC football coach Bill Belichick.
Sports media colleague and rival podcaster Nick Wright found it appropriate to reach out with a largely unrelated statement.
“As this event enters the news cycle, I think it’s important to remember what matters. The Chiefs absolutely should be better than +1600 to win the Superbowl next season, with Patrick healthy we will absolutely be back in real contention. I hope whatever is going on with Pablo isn’t too bad, and he unbans me from his show.”
At press time news sources outside of Daily Dose staff seemed disinterested in the goings on at PTFO. When reached for comment, writers from Awful Announcing had this to say on the matter.
“Of course he’s distraught, he’s spent the last 40 years as a Knicks fan, that does shit to you.”