Bourdain Estate Confirms He Would’ve Loved Food Wars
New York City, New York
After mounting pressure from fans and members of the press, the Bourdain family confirmed this weekend that Anthony Bourdain would’ve loved the Japanese erotic animated series Food Wars. Years of questions, first on social media but then in more aggressive and invasive mediums including carrier pigeons and a particularly egregious flash mob, pushed the estate to provide an answer to this critical question.
The anime series covers the adventures of a young chef as he strives to become the greatest product of his intense fine dining school. As part of his learning to be a top tier chef, the protagonist creates food that orgasmically stimulates both his peers and adults around him. Bourdain, who passed away in 2018, likely had yet to fully comprehend the joys of hand drawn animated pornography. Food Wars aired its first season several years prior to his demise, but due to his glaring oversight in this regard had yet to gain his attention.
“Tony was a pervert. The millions of his fans and acolytes asking understood that well. He absolutely would’ve gone apeshit for some big titty cartoon babes manning the grill at an izakaya. Too soon have we been robbed of Tony’s contribution to the world of food related hentai and sexualized anime high schoolers.”